Assalamualaikum,

This is something funny but serious when it comes to the scenario in Malaysia whereby the illegal immigrants can easily cross over our border without being noticed by the authorities. How could it happen? To know more about the glitch in our immigration and national security, please read below:

1) If you cross North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labour.
2) If you cross Iranian border illegally, you are jailed 100%.
3) If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you will be shot.
4) If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be whipped.
5) If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be seen again.
6) If you cross the US border illegally, you will be charged as terrorist.
7) If you cross the Russian border illegally, you will be branded as spy and hanged.
8) If you cross British border illegally, you will be arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and finally deported.
9) If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into the political prison to rot.
10) If you are an Indonesian and illegally cross the Malaysian border, you get:

- My PR Permanent Resident
- A Driving License
- Voting Rights
- Job Reservation
- Special Bumiputra privilege
- Credit cards
- Free Education
- Free Health care
- Become Menteri Besar
And also a privilege to become snatch thief, robber, rapist, etc.

9 Comments

  1. ahahaha..msia..msia..sbb tu berpuluh ribu rakyat luar bersenang lenang di msia spt negara sendiri..aduhai..PARAH!!1

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  2. Amazing Malaysia Truely Rasuah..kah..kah..

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  3. hehe, lain pulak bunyi yg last tu no..aduhai..malaysia ku..

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  4. Bertuahnya siapa yang cross Malaysian border illegally.

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  5. Salam perkenalan dari mamamyja... Done follow you back, tq

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  6. Wah..
    tumpang lalu.. :)
    Lissa@http://lissadblog.blogspot.com

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  7. dah banyak dah warga asing di Malaysia

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  8. And...what should we do to overcome the glitch, then?

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  9. Sejak sebelum merdeka lagi rakyat Malaysia dan rakyat Indonesia saling cross border

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