Men Are Hard To Please

     男人很难取悦!!


The problems with GUYS:
     男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
     如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

     对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

     如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.


If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
     如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
     如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

     如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

     如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明


If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

     如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳


If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
     如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

     如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他


If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
     如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
     如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
     如果不,他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
     如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
     如果他骂妳,是表示他关心

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
     如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

     如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
     如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
     如果他吸烟,他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

     如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气


If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
     如果他考得好,他说是实力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
     如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
     如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
 如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....

    如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私..

Send this to guys out there anyway...

快转寄这邮件给男生吧!


Send it to girls also, give them some laughter...

转寄给女生,让她们笑一笑!

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