Take a break..... " Aging Symptoms?? Written by a lady ...

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasn't there. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot. I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !" Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me." He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I didn't steal this car. ."

....... Do you understand the joke, my friends?

11 Comments

  1. orang perempuan ni banyak benda kena fikir..tu yang macam-macam lupa..hehe.tapi kesian kat laki dia ye

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  2. hahaha. mudah-mudahan tak terkna penyakit ini

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  3. haha,, kesian prempuan tu kne maki, hihi dua2 kesian.. lain kali kunci tu gantung dekat leher hihi

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  4. kesiannya... banyak sgt nk difikirkan... mcm tu la jadinya...huhu...

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  5. haha. few times baca artikel ni pun still bolehnbuat tersenyum. it will make a long joke for their life.

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  6. dah masukkan :)http://syiralokman.blogspot.com/2014/07/promote-blog-julai-1.html

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  7. hahahahahahaha....jgn la kena kat noe...

    noe nak ucapkan Selamat Menyambut Hari Lebaran buat Cikgu sekeluarga...semoga bergembira bersama keluarga dan maaf zahir batin.

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  8. Haha...yup.. Betul tu. Dalam otak perempuan ni macam-macam nak pikir. Tu yang lupe. Saye pun slalu lupe parking kat mane. Tapi, x sampai tahap kol polis.
    ~ Shikin @ NAZECK. ~

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  9. I understand the joke but forgetten in the extreme illness is part of the aging process, the so-called alzheimer & dementia.

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  10. LOL. tak pasal2 kena menjawab ngan polis.

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