English is hilarious

This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric! Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese....  Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not…

KISAH AMING GI SEJID

Ayoh ye kate doh tok bolih ikut. Ye nok ikut gok . Pah tu dalang sejid wat bising. Ye berembah ngan abang dia. Bising Bango. Ayoh dia hok tengah mayang ni nok maroh dok tau ahh. Geletik tangang rasa nok bui penampor sutir. O…

The Nude Runner

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab …

Kisah santan yang melucukan

Tersebut lah kisah tentang si Minah yg sewel separuh otak dek kerana jatuh dari katil kerana aksi tidur yg agak lasak... pusin sana pusin sini..last last terjatuh mereng kepala hotak separuh.... hehehe... okey.. tersebut lah…

How to centre your widgets?

This one is very simple. But to me it makes a world of difference. It is a pet peeve of mine to go to a blog, and see all the widgets in the sidebars aligned left! Even worse is when some are centered, and some aren't. So in …

My first motorcycle

My third sister who lives in Bangi with her husband and three children makes it a point to celebrate Aidil Fitri with us every year. As she lives near her father in-law’s house, it’s better for her to come back to Kelantan f…

Sepuluh Amalan Popular Tapi Songsang!

Pernahkan anda bermuhasabah atau menilai dan menghitung kembali tentang amalan seharian. Kadang-kadang kita akan dapati amalan kita adalah terbalik atau bertentangan dari apa yang patut dilakukan dan dituntut oleh Islam. Mung…