Assalamualaikum and good morning to all my beloved readers! On this Eidul Adha, I would like to share with you some funny jokes which I think can brighten your festive mood! Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha, Maaf Zahir dan Batin to all my blog readers!

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1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?​
​Stress is when wife is pregnant;​
​Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;​
​​Panic is when both are pregnant!​​

​2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?​
​Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!​

​3.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?​"
​Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!​"

​4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
​“Which book has helped you most in your life?”​
​The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”​

​5. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called,​ ​Husband  the Master of the House?​ ​”Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”

​6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?”
​Old man : “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!​”
7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.​
​Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!​

​Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...​ 唐唐攻佞 share, if this has made you smile... Have a nice day